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Store Policy
Strip uploaded Sunday, February 08, 2004
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Slippery when stupid

Sun, 8th Feb 2004, at 23:33 EST
Posted by Icepick
So I was at work today, minding my own business, when I heard glass smash on the other side of the store.
Yes, some idiot dropped a bottle of god knows what, and guess who got to clear it up.

I have a theory that the amount of grip your hand has is directly proportional to your general intelligence level. Therefore, idiots will have no grip on their hands, and will be unable to perform simple tasks, such as not dropping fucking glass bottles on the god damned floor.

I keep urging my manager to implement some kind of 'you break it, we kill you' policy, but I'm not hearing a lot of favour for it just yet.
I'll let you know.

Sun, 8th Feb 2004, at 23:39 EST
Posted by WolfLord
I'm very offended overall by this whole page. Not only that I'm not in the comic, but at Ice's language. Mostly at the fact I'm not in the comic though. Seriously. Offended.

Sun, 8th Feb 2004, at 23:51 EST
Posted by Icepick
For those of you who may find this strip lacking, due to the non-appearance of WolfLord, here is a version containing Wolf.
Enjoy, or not if you thought the strip was better without him.
Really 1337 Comic Thing.
Created by Icepick
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